MeSSaGeS aND QuoTeS

Hey! I made this site because I didn't have enough room on my profile to write everything I wanted to, so it's not much. Just look for your name, and if I don't have your name on here and you think I should, IM me on AIM at "easilyamusedmeb". If you want to, you can also IM me to suggest some quotes that I haven't included. There are also links to other parts of the site at the top of the screen. You can check those out too! Thanks!

MESSAGES TO MY FRIENDS!---
-Karen: Are you sure he's a guy? *the walk* THE BUNNY BIT ME! (lol), *singing*- "I want Kandy!" -you know you love it! (he he...) The "39 guy"... "Oh, Karen, what happened to you???" *SPARKLES!!!* "Zee-94!!!!!!"----- "BABY!!!! *points over shoulder*" POP SPRITSER! ha ha ha :) , edible lotion!, mmm... cherry stems... Kevin's hot...., lookin' for #2... hey!! I found him!! (lol) BLACKMAIL!!! "sounds fun..." why can't we just hate him?? hahaha

-Maire: Ham Sandwich! Go ride on your lawn mower, the hobo's waiting for you! (he's perfect for YOU, not me, lol)****Hot Mr. Bob LOVES YOU!!!**** the Maireabic alphabet!!! ("Mrs. Rogers!!!") lol... Conversation on the way to school: Maire: "whoa!!!" Michelle: "w-wh-whoa!!!!!!!" Maire: "If we were up here, they would have ran into the *POLE*!!" Michelle: *imitates Maire and cracks up* shy laama... *crash*!! (lol Maire), "you're lusciousless!! a-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!", "my lusciousness in lusciousless.....", Maire's journal: "I was inspired to start this journal and call it Bunny!! Dear Bunny...... I was mad, furious, and upset!! and sad!!" tittle bird!!!! ha ha, *on the phone w/ Maire* Maire: "Wanna see my pretty picture?? see it???" *puts phone by picture* Michelle: "Yep!!"

-Ashley B: POTATO SOUP!!! we need to go to TACO BELL!!!!! he don't, he don't! I KNOW HE'S HOT!! I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!! (yes yes he is! lol) Interesting conversations..... hehehe I have so many things I could put on here, but I can't think of hardly anything!
-Al: "I know all your secrets....." ~JELLY BEANS! (you know you're addicted too!)~ I can't believe you changed in the middle of the hallway!! lol.. I wanna see your hooker boots! We have problems with guys..... (lol Al) S/HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU TO PROM!! AND SHE WISHES SHE WAS A SENIOR GUY SO SHE COULD TAKE YOU TO PROM! Huggy bears! stoned cow: mooo..... whoa! i'll whoa you!! i wish you had... feed me money and i'll work! stop raping my kid!!!! Mr. Panda (Senor Panda) I want Mr. Panda! Al: hes mine!!! hahaha, why do you have to be a GUY????? You can be a pyro as long as you don't burn the house down..... we ate ralph's marshmallows! Allison's playing w/ her toys! (kyle: i'll play w/ her toys!!) jelly beans, candy hearts, and nerds (the equivalent of candy hearts) we took you to your SECOND time at taco bell! old people balls! grroooossssssssssssssss!!! /*hand over face* you can't see me!!!!/ Al: I'm becoming like Michelle now... "who do u like now???" sexy... kinda, MY BIRTHDAY IS NATIONAL PLAYDOH DAY!! how sweet is that???

-Amy: I miss Panda...... Feed me money and i'll work!! whoa! i'll whoa you!! i wish you had.... guys suck! (old people balls, and each other's balls) hold it w/ one hand and hit it w/ the other!! haha FAM!!! can you HANDLE a goldfish/pretzel?? huggy bears!!

-Lyndsey: FAM!!! so! s/o! SOO!!! hahaha... chocolate teddy grams and cookies and cream frosting... yummy... you helped me w/ kyle! i love you! :-D

-Angela: Hey Cuz'! what the poop????-- whhhoooaa!! --- Baloney Pony! You're the one! You make bedtime lot's of fun!!- *SNAP!* "Uh-oh!!! Put it in the lap, put it in the lap!!!!!!" (ha ha ha ha) My stomach STILL hurts!! (lol), *singing* "Baby, hit me one more time!!" < we're so weird.. lol, Angela: *pulling me down the hill* Michelle: "Ange, STOP!!! ANGE!!!!!!!" Angela: *continues to pull me down the hill* Michelle: "ANNNGGGEEE!!!! STOP!!!" < you're SO annoying!!! lol, j/k LYMTAS!! :)

-Nicole: Remember the green monkey?? lol *it's not chocolate mousse, it's MUD!* (What ARE you wearing?!) CHICKEN NUGGETS! lol

-Ashley A: Can I take your order? *Chicken Nuggets!* (I got new headphones, by the way... lol) I can't believe I didn't see you at Cedar Point! I need to hang out w/ you and Becky sometime!! That would be so great! :)

-Jenni: Hefey JefenBen! Ifi refeally dofon't knofow whefere Ifi cafame ufup w/ thafat nafame... hmmmmm.... (lofook, ofour lafanguage! hefe hefe! ........) <<< so hard to type!!! luv you un-related sis!! (lol) I'm a balla'!! Holla! Holla back brotha'! Uh-huh! If you're sexy and u know it clap your hands.. *clap, clap*

-Jay: You're a cutie!!! Brandi and Jenni don't hate you, honest!!! WE LOVE YOU JAY!!! If you're sexy and u know it clap your hands! *clap, clap*

-Adrienne: Remember your laughing? You'll NEVER live that one down! *snort*snort*!lol! DON'T CALL ME SWIMMING!!! ARRGHHH!!!! lol - Maire and Michelle- "Adrienne!!!! Adrienne!!!!" Adrienne: *Continues to walk down the hallway* Maire: "oh, well.. she'll find us later..." (lol) STALKER!! hehehe (j/k hhehe)

-Brandi: Hey Smiley!! LUV YA!! *Is Superman bubble gum flavored, or is it just me??* (ifit's myfy lafanguage tofoo!) Baloney Pony!! (whhhooaaa!!!!!) Stop spying on me li'l one!!! lol... I'm a balla'! Holla'! Holla' back brotha'! Uh-Huh!

-Insiya: French isn't fun anymore.... Bah humbug! lol

-Sarah G: Afro Trees!!!! "Let's all get sex change operations since we look like women anyway!!" << the head hancho (haha), Maire's journal is HILARIOUS!!! Mrs. Rogers it annoying.. grr...

-Heidi: I'll never forget the scene outside the lunch room where you knocked over the trash can.. off the wall.... have we even sorted out what happened yet? lol

-Andrea: Hi Andrea!! I didn't forget you! (lol) I hope we never have to do French dialouges again.. I was SO nervous! lol

-Sarah S: French class rox!!! (now it doesn't..) International "Coming Out" day... uh-oh, Sarah, are you trying to tell us something? lol, BIERE LIBRE!!! "You need to wear your hood, it's raaaiiinning!!!!" I am a dog, I am a dog..... "Je suis une vache..... moooooooooo"

-Sindy: I wish that you were in French 2, 'cuz my French class is so great!! lol, it's so funny!! "Where am I????" "Sindy, you're a ghost!!!"

If I missed then tell me, and I'll add somethin' for you!! Luv you!!

QUOTES---
-Computers are like males cause in order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
-Nothin' is more painful than realizing he meant everything 2 u, and u meant nothin' to him.
-If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?

-"I love you" is 8 letters, but then again so is bullsh**...

-The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else!

-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

-"Ociffer! I swear to drunk I'm not God!!!!!"

-Follow your heart, but take your brain with you!

-Just because you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they're not out to get you!!!

-If life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice into a watergun and squirt it into other peoples eyes!!

-"You're just jealous 'cuz the li'l voices talk to me!!!" <--- WHAT?? They talk to you too?????? AHHHHHH!!!!! NO!! (lol Allie)

-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

-Two words guys hate: Don't & Stop. Well, unless you put them 2gether!

-Men are not pigs! Pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring!!

-Silence is Golden, But Shouting is Fun!!

-A quote from Gilmore Girls: "Oy with the poodles already!!!"

- Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed. Even when they're sleeping they have to be right!

-No guy is worth your tears.. and when you find one that is, he won't make you cry....

-Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

-You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

-What's better? I lie that draws a smile of the truth that draws a tear?

-A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue!

-A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together, and never say goodbye.

-If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart. You can take it, just don't break it, or my world will fall apart.

-Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one that you can't live without.

-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

-I always knew that looking back in the tears would make me laugh.. but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry...

-The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs....

-It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does... (VERY TRUE!!)

-Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart.

-Never start frowning, 'cuz you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

-One day your prince will come... Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

-Sometimes your mind doesn't want to be in love.. but deep down you know you are...

-If you love me... Let me know... If you don't... Then let me go....

-Don't be a guy, the world is full of guys. Be a man.

-Love is like falling down... In the end you end up hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever.

-Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what's inside.

-If you want me to fall 4 you, you gotta give me somethin' worth trippin' ova!

-There are easier things in life than finding a good man... Nailing Jello to a tree, for instance!!

-Don't look at me in that tone of voice!!!

-Another quote fron Gilmore Girls: "Your boobs are SO bigger than mine!! You wanna measure???"

-If I was tiny.. I mean REALLY tiny.. I would ride squirrels.

-Did you eat your lucky charms today? 'cuz you look magically delicious!!

-It's better to be hated for you are then be loved for who you're not.. so be yourself!!

-My imaginary friend thinks you have major mental problems...

-The best gift in life that you can give is a hug: 1 size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it.

-I believe that friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

-If everyone played by the rules, life would be no fun.

-Some guys are like playing with flames you dont want to get too close for the fear of getting burned.

-Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

-Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. Britney Spears

-"Can you hear me now? ...Good." - Verison Wireless guy

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